|Other people:||wow what a perfect morning for a run|
|Me:||wow what a perfect morning to go the fuck back to sleep|
Go buy things from me:)
why do people say “don’t be a pussy” when talking about weakness more like “don’t be a man’s ego” because you know there isn’t nothing more fragile than that
because “pussy” is the shortened form of the word “pusillanimous”, which means “timid, cowardly”
and not the slang word for the female genital region?
literally no one else knows this. nobody.
imagine if one day you do something weird in public and log onto tumblr later in the day to see a picture of it going around with 20k notes